Did you hear I'm one?
Why didn't you come to my party?
I saved a cupcake for you.
But not the cupcake wrapper. That was just too delicious to save.
My mom took it away so I couldn't eat it anymore.
Thanks to Melissa for snapping this one. Now Mom can always remember how much she hurt me that day...
I'll admit, Mom distracted me with another cupcake, but after I finished it I found the first cupcake wrapper. And ate it. All of it.
Then I ate half the other one before she noticed me. She let me eat the rest of it.
That made me happy.
I'm sure you'll hear all about how much my mom loves me and about how this family couldn't survive without me. But she keeps saying she's gotta get that big old camera out and take some pictures of my adorable face first.
I guess she's just not satisfied with all the flash photos she took at my party, even though I'd say I look pretty dashing anyway.